A: There are several valid answers to this question, as follows:
- We’re a little bit lazy. When you parody a living, growing, changing phenomenon, you have to stay on top of the latest developments. And it pays to work fast in such circumstances. Having already done satires of more recent phenoms (e.g. the emergent church and the New Calvinism), we thought we’d take a little break and just kick a dead horse while it’s down.
- It’ll be back. Soon. Mark my words. Then we’ll appear to be way ahead of our time.
- To us, dispensensationalism kind of stands in for everything that’s tacky, embarrassing, and mockable about modern day Evangelicalism.
- Catching on to things a decade late is an honored American Evangelical tradition.
Q: Can I be a contributor?
A: Nope.
